Whatever you say. It's nice that you're confident.
[ He should be confident, honestly. Lambdadelta wanted to wash her laundry on those abs. ]
I'm Lambdadelta, the Witch of Certainty. Normally this kind of thing is above me, you know, sticking around for the world to end. But I was feeling bored and I wanted to play a new game. So I came here to watch humans play it too.
[ All said so matter of factly, except for the fact that magic confetti shoots up behind her the moment she says her name, along with a faint 'tweeeee' of a party horn. She's being subtle, for once! Hashtag humble brag. She's lying a bit, she didn't come here because of her own free will. But she hasn't left of her own free will, that's what matters. ]
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[ He should be confident, honestly. Lambdadelta wanted to wash her laundry on those abs. ]
I'm Lambdadelta, the Witch of Certainty. Normally this kind of thing is above me, you know, sticking around for the world to end. But I was feeling bored and I wanted to play a new game. So I came here to watch humans play it too.
[ All said so matter of factly, except for the fact that magic confetti shoots up behind her the moment she says her name, along with a faint 'tweeeee' of a party horn. She's being subtle, for once! Hashtag humble brag. She's lying a bit, she didn't come here because of her own free will. But she hasn't left of her own free will, that's what matters. ]