wickedweaver: (☽ 29)
Bayonetta ([personal profile] wickedweaver) wrote in [community profile] elnyan 2018-07-07 11:15 pm (UTC)

[ No so much dodging in the traditional sense as absolute bullshit physics-breaking expected from any PlatinumGames flagship title. The worst thing is she's blatantly obvious about it too.

In this case she casually bends backwards, Matrix-style, allowing the behemoth of a snowball to sail harmlessly by. Once it does, she straightens up (miraculously dodging another two, much smaller snowballs in the process), turns on her heel, and makes a dismissive gesture with one hand off to her side. ]


How disappointing. Is that all you've got?

[ She rude af sorry not sorry ]

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