[ Anti-gravity is nothing new to an Umbra Witch. Unexpected, yes. Certainly not insurmountable.

As it is, Bayonetta is being her usual self and strutting along as if she's on a perpetual avant-garde fashion catwalk....... but on the ceiling. Bayo what are you even doing.
For real though, if she's not particularly bothered by something like a change in gravity, she's probably the best prospect to ask for help, right? ]

Less flailing, darling. Cracking your skull open on a convenient corner would make such a dreadful mess.

[ Well. "Help" might not be the right word for it. ]

[ Did someone say SNOWBALL FIGHT?

It would seem so, considering there's a full-blown snowball D-Day going on in the training room. The snowballs come in fast and thick from all directions, mercilessly pelting just about anyone unfortunate enough to wander in expecting a nice, easy survival course.

Part of that reason is someone (not naming names here, but it starts with "Bayo" and ends in "etta") cranked up the difficulty far past reasonable levels. Witch time dodges are op, sorry fam.

But hey, at least it looks like fun once you get over catching a little snow in the face, right? ]

●●●●○ THESA

BAYONETTA
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I WAS A: Umbra Witch, bearer of one of the Eyes of the World, and fashion trendsetter.

I'M SKILLED IN: Many, many things. A lady simply cannot allow themselves to be pigeonholed into things like resume lists, my dear.

I'M LOOKING FOR: A little fun. Perhaps a new set of shoes and matching wardrobe.

ALSO, I'M: in the market for caviar and champagne. It's quite overdue.

[ Choose your own prompt! ]