[Ianto's security clearance is honestly pretty high. I mean "outside the government, beyond the police", that's pretty far up there. But Torchwood isn't really an international organization, and his branch was based in Cardiff, of all places. This definitely isn't his cup of tea.]

Mmm. The only reason you'd set up a base in such a place, I'd think. So you wouldn't be getting any visitors popping in. It's not exactly the most in demand vacation spot.

[What had John said? They'd sent him to Antarctica to keep him out of trouble. Ianto's pretty sure it was code for: they thought it was the least likely place on the whole planet for anything of the sort. Little did they know.]