[Diamond leans back on their hands, considering. There's a lot of little misadventures that tend to pop up, but none that seem particularly worthy of retelling.]

Oh! Well-- Our enemies, the Lunarians, once in a while come up with some new way of trying to capture us-- Like the giant slug! Once they sent a giant monster down to attack our home directly, but nearly everyone but me was out on patrol, and Sensei was asleep. And when he's asleep, nothing can really wake him, not even a monster rampaging.

[Dia laughs, soft and fond, before continuing] So I ended up taking it on myself. I won, in the end, but at a pretty heavy cost. Or, at least I weakened it enough that the others could finish it off when it ran.

[A pause, because there's some heavy memories associated with it too, but Dia pushes that aside to continue with an exaggerated pout] But I was so upset, the monster got split into a bunch of little, uh-- What do they call them...? Dogs! Little dogs! They were adorable, but I was asleep the entire time they were collecting the little dogs so I didn't get to fluff them at all!

[LIFE IS SO UNFAIR]