Pssh. Even if you had to answer with something like, "He's cuter than a fungus-infested corpse!" you know I wouldn't even flinch. Oh!

[Henry lights up with realization, and claps a fist down into an open palm.]

I've got it. How about this: you can keep doing your job, and whenever you come across a question that's too embarrassing for you to answer, I could answer it for you! You'll be getting high marks for doing so many analyses, all while being spared the creepy questions. Sound good?