[ Don't be so goddamn cheerful about all this. The nonchalance only serves to deepen Shinjiro's irritation, and the remark about the hat in particular leads him to pluck the offending slime off his head and drop it unceremonious;y back onto the ground, where it immediately tries to slime back up. ]
These things aren't my friends.
[ BECAUSE HE HAS NO FRIENDS!!!!! That's a lie, he has friends, but they're all fast asleep in those weird pod things.
Another one tries to wiggle up his leg, only to be shaken off. ]
They're pests, is what they are.
[ He really wants to have a severe word with whoever thought keeping them around was a good idea. ]
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These things aren't my friends.
[ BECAUSE HE HAS NO FRIENDS!!!!! That's a lie, he has friends, but they're all fast asleep in those weird pod things.
Another one tries to wiggle up his leg, only to be shaken off. ]
They're pests, is what they are.
[ He really wants to have a severe word with whoever thought keeping them around was a good idea. ]