[Guess who isn't sorry and is currently looking fascinated at the fact that somehow that hand has become stuck to his quite solid posterior. While he's a man of new experiences, he can say that's not one he's ever seen happen to him before!

So he starts laughing as he lifts an arm to have a better look.]

I am built like a mountain so my backside would be too. Though I was thinking the floor!

[This is by far one of the more humorous things he's encountered in his life! And he's Alexander the Great who is quite known as a partier!]

At least what you are stuck to is something to admire!