[Oh, he's awake now. Points for Junpei indeed. Personally, he's awarding himself a point for apparently knowing the secret code to skip Snake's sad backstory level and get right to the dorky local celebrity part. Who knew it was so easy!!
But he's still thinking about the less-than-happy parts, rest assured. After all the games they've both been through, the things he's seen, the things that happened to Snake—something about Snake being even a fraction upset about his tiny fanbase disappearing is the saddest goddamn thing he's heard in ages. How dare this man?]
Yeah. Must've been good. [how dare he..... be sad.... unacceptable] Can't believe I'm friends with a celebrity.
[Please accept his weak jokes in this trying time.]
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But he's still thinking about the less-than-happy parts, rest assured. After all the games they've both been through, the things he's seen, the things that happened to Snake—something about Snake being even a fraction upset about his tiny fanbase disappearing is the saddest goddamn thing he's heard in ages. How dare this man?]
Yeah. Must've been good. [how dare he..... be sad.... unacceptable] Can't believe I'm friends with a celebrity.
[Please accept his weak jokes in this trying time.]