It wasn't supposed to be breakfast in bed. [Jeez!! Don't make him sound like a maid service or Snake's personal assistant... You do one nice thing for a guy and he just complains. Typical. He's still standing there, not moving.]

The tray's for, uh, not spilling sugar everywhere. Again. [Was it? All along? It's up in the air, but considering his jeans are still a little sugary from yesterday, this is actually a real benefit of The Tray.] Tray use is a really serious- [don't say field] -topic, Snake. People everywhere are buzzing about it—tray size, materials, whether or not it has separate food sections... Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.