Joke's on you asshole. I don't get shit for Christmas because I'm a felon! [Wait...] Ok fine I'll help. Only 'cause I'm starting to feel sorry for you.

[And now she's going to look for something sharp and manages to quickly find a sturdy looking piece of wood. She quickly slaps a sticker onto it, duplicating the object, and removes the sticker to fuse them back. The force of the fissure breaks the wood, but makes it into a barely usable shiv.]

Just be careful with it. Too much pressure and you might break it.