[ Look it is a tried and tested plan that has worked in the past okay. It's viable and will definitely work if the whole getting the clothes off the guards part works. ]
I may be great at talking but I'm not that good. I like to have a few dinners under my belt before I try anything like that.
[ ...As if Rhys has ever actually been that successful with his attempts to smooth talk anyone out of their clothes. It actually sounds a little skeevy when he thinks about it in that context and wow that's weird. He's just going to hope Alisaie doesn't judge him too hard for that.
He clears his throat. ]
...A-anyway, we should probably just. I dunno, knock them out or something. [ "Or something" being snap their necks. ]
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I may be great at talking but I'm not that good. I like to have a few dinners under my belt before I try anything like that.
[ ...As if Rhys has ever actually been that successful with his attempts to smooth talk anyone out of their clothes. It actually sounds a little skeevy when he thinks about it in that context and wow that's weird. He's just going to hope Alisaie doesn't judge him too hard for that.
He clears his throat. ]
...A-anyway, we should probably just. I dunno, knock them out or something. [ "Or something" being snap their necks. ]