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Red ([personal profile] powerthirsty) wrote in [community profile] elnyan 2017-07-06 08:58 pm (UTC)

[Wh-WHAT!]

A dog - [dodge] - has bigger - [splat] BREASTS than y - [pie to his piehole] -!

[Nonono, this is unacceptable. No little girl soils his beautiful vestments with weird alien food!! Red is no more an expert in anti-grav forward motion than Ovelia but he is no slouch in improvisation. He will pull her hair. Really hard! If it's the last thing he ever does!]

...

[This is not easy, fuck. On the way over to her, Red throws back a stuffed baked potato.]

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