[If only Snake would let him skip the tour like he wants. He gets up anyway, now that he has no choice.]

I'm pretty satisfied with not getting sucked into space. [See? Silver lining.] I've only been to a few places, so... alright. This way for the shortest tour this space place has ever seen.

[Just like old times, he tugs on Snake's arm to get him to follow. Let's go, buddy; Junpei is about to waste the hell out of their next ten minutes of walking. He will also point out various chrome objects, because he's this kind of person.]