[The commitment here is commendable. Too bad it's wasted on a half-cocked bit.]

No. We just established...look, if you don't want to give a real name, that's all dandy as candy. You're not the only one who's still carrying old paranoias into the new world. Everyone here goes cagey over something. [He goes back to his mug and takes an irritated sip.] My name — and it is the one you'll find on the birth certificate — is Rich Tozier.

If you're picking out aliases, you could do better than Superman's girlfriend. Pick a side character that's not so prolific.