[ Thanks Cam, if this were perhaps a titillating notch above literal bathroom talk, she could kiss you. ]

You've never lived in a house with bad plumbing, have you. [ It's a rhetorical question. On top of that, if he doesn't even know what a sewer is, how would he know bad plumbing when he saw it... ] What's the first thing you think about when you're shopping around for a place to live?

[ Half amused, half curious as to what Ren-Faire's whole deal really is (half still interested in what the ~planet down below~ has to offer, math notwithstanding.) ]