[ OH BOO HOO SHE JUMPS INTO PYRES SIXTEEN TIMES BEFORE NONEXISTENT BREAKFAST EVERY DAY ]

And yet you still have not explained to me what it is that strikes you as such.

[ She can talk in circles all day, girl. When Zero moves to lift the orb, she is suddenly and violently—!! ]

—pick up the Crystal? You are left holding a Crystal, I imagine.

[ Nothing happens. Not even the apparition moves much more than her head swivels to follow her motion. ]