[That's okay, he's got a lot of experience ruffling prudish feathers. It's one of his hobbies by now.]

Believe it or not, that's one of the more socially acceptable things that go on down there. The locals get very rowdy when they're on dragon's blood. There have been serious fights.

[He grins.]

Other than that, it's a lovely place. Just avoid the city on festival days and around the week of the full moon, and you should be fine.

[Feel free to call his bluff, I mean, this all sounds pretty made up.]