[ oh god. now he has the daunting task of trying to describe a person who's name is actually two names? and a person who is really the same person (albeit with a sweet wardrobe change)?! it will take all of his strength and imagination to dream up of someone without blowing his best friend's cover...! ]

... uh... she wears a top hat.

[ yes. perfect. okay. next one. ]

And a sweater.

[ right. who would wear a sweater AND a top hat? ]

Oh, and she has one blue eye and one green eye! It's some kind of condition.