[ C'mon Mika, he's a shark. If you befriend him, he can rescue you from all fish by eating them before they can dishonor you and your family.

At any rate, at this news Sidon gasps, looking horrified. He clasps a well lotioned hand to his chest. ]

Is that true?! I was not aware! What is 'pruning'? It sounds like a terrible affliction. Do Hylians prune...? I should hope not. I do not recall my dear friend Link ever mentioning such a thing...