It would be par for the course. Humanity blames me for everything. It's not my fault they wind up in hell, you know. They do that themselves. I follow along with Free Will. Big supporter of it. Got me booted from Heaven, actually. I don't make people do anything. I'm not even the one whispering in their ear for them to do that very dumb thing. They do it all on their own. They just like having a villain to heap blame on instead of themselves.

[He smoothed his jacket down, looking annoyed and mildly flustered. Lucifer hated being blamed for things he hadn't done.]