[What about... poker?? He's terrible at poker, but that doesn't matter.]

I have been inquiring about my options as a volunteer in one of these VR displays, as it happens, although I imagine it would be lonely up here after everyone has taken their business down to the surface.

[But also he'd have a ton of fun being a VR sim guy? Pros, cons.]

Guiding weary travelers to the bar is sadly not much of a career.