[ seriously? seriously. his eyes are pointedly glazed over and staring down at her palm, and it should be very clear that he regrets a lot about this interaction. there's a point where he considers if his stasis pod will be open for letting him just. slink right back in. ]

No. You get this instead.

[ there's an open palm coming down hard against yours, Cinnamon. enjoy that high-five form a king. ]

Cherish that. Tell your other... peasants—?... that your hand touched a king's. They'll offer you their crumbs just to touch it in return. Yeah.

[ he's such a good king. ]