[She is absolutely thrilled by the horn stuff. The little chains, my gosh! So cute, so stylish! She's going to have to wrap some chains in her hair. Oh! Maybe she can work in a little hair topiary too. She'd already achieved an ostrich once, how hard could a pair of horns be!
She gasps at Jester when she intones her support, card game forgotten.] No way. For real?
[If this were an ordinary carnival set up perhaps she'd be more skeptical. Into it for the fun, but hey, it's a carnival! If you can find a better way to waste your money, show her! Because there's nothing better than corndogs, fortune telling, and cheap rides to empty your pockets.
But! Let us not forget, these are no ordinary fair folk. They're goblin-demon-elves. Gob-de-elves! No. Elf-oblins! Demelblins. Gob...
Nevermind THE POINT IS they're probably magic, so they're probably telling the truth about the cards. Mabel's interest is piqued my friends, positively piqued!]
Okay okay, one! Um, yes, my future does interest me, duh! And two? A blessing would be great! I mean, not the death ones, you can keep that, and I'm pretty sure we've already maxxed out on disaster. Amirite, or amirite? [She'll hold up a hand to hi five to Jester. If Jester fails to reciprocate Mabel will take her hand and force the hi five herself.] Aw yeah! Apocalypse humor.
Anyway, lay it on me, dude! I want to know it all! When do I get married? Who is he! How many babies will I have! Will my promises to reform foreign aid policies ever come to pass in my tenure as future president? Ugh! So much to know, so much to know! [She falls back in her seat, tugging her hair in indecision.]
i'm divorcing both of you
She gasps at Jester when she intones her support, card game forgotten.] No way. For real?
[If this were an ordinary carnival set up perhaps she'd be more skeptical. Into it for the fun, but hey, it's a carnival! If you can find a better way to waste your money, show her! Because there's nothing better than corndogs, fortune telling, and cheap rides to empty your pockets.
But! Let us not forget, these are no ordinary fair folk. They're goblin-demon-elves. Gob-de-elves! No. Elf-oblins! Demelblins. Gob...
Nevermind THE POINT IS they're probably magic, so they're probably telling the truth about the cards. Mabel's interest is piqued my friends, positively piqued!]
Okay okay, one! Um, yes, my future does interest me, duh! And two? A blessing would be great! I mean, not the death ones, you can keep that, and I'm pretty sure we've already maxxed out on disaster. Amirite, or amirite? [She'll hold up a hand to hi five to Jester. If Jester fails to reciprocate Mabel will take her hand and force the hi five herself.] Aw yeah! Apocalypse humor.
Anyway, lay it on me, dude! I want to know it all! When do I get married? Who is he! How many babies will I have! Will my promises to reform foreign aid policies ever come to pass in my tenure as future president? Ugh! So much to know, so much to know! [She falls back in her seat, tugging her hair in indecision.]