Seven hells!

[ CUSS YELL KAPOW BOOM

Yeah, so three guesses who's managed to arrive slapbang in the middle of the mass exodus from the exhibit hall. Just guess. I dare you.
If you guessed "A literal goddamn sea giant" then ding ding ding winner winner chicken dinner! As in keeping with Murphy's Law, she's currently engaged with scaring off A GIANT ASS FRIGGIN BEAR technically a marsh bear but who's keeping score here.

The immediate area has definitely seen better days. Papers and trash trampled underfoot, various and sundry fixtures broken beyond all recognition........ and more than half a dozen bullet holes.

Goodness gracious, where could those have come from? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Not that's it's really a great mystery or anything, considering the oversized musket Merlwyb wields in one hand, the sharp report of gunpowder and rising smoke met with the snarling of the bear as it takes a swipe at the Admiral.

She's got this under control. Nothing to see here, carry on. ]

[ She has no idea what she's doing. At least the autofill function seems to be working as intended. ]

●●●●○ THESA

MERLWYB BLOEFHISWYN
@DREADNOUGHT (????), EORZEA

CONTACT

IGNORE

I WAS A: Storm Admiral of the Maelstrom, a member of the Eorzean Alliance, and former pirate.

I'M SKILLED IN: Sharpshooting, strategy, marine warfare, being the backbone of the Alliance leadership, and keeping biting commentary to myself when diplomatic envoys are being utterly swiving idiotic.

I'M LOOKING FOR: A really big ship with really big cannons. Also a private wine cellar.

ALSO, I'M: Frankly kind of terrifying, but I'm a nice person deep down! Really!

[ Oh.
Well, almost working as intended. Just don't bring her attention to it. ]

[ Choose your own adventureeeeeeeee or whatever I guess. COME AT ME, NERDS. ]