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ɴᴀᴛʜᴀ orbiters ❰ mod collective ❱ ([personal profile] natha) wrote in [community profile] elnyan2018-03-27 06:32 pm
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❪ test drive #5 ❫

YOUR STORY BEGINS    

The Storm came. You remember darkness, but you don't remember much after that.

You don't know how long you slept, but the dreams were short. You remember the expanse of stars and galaxies in your direct view. Every world and solar system ever known to man was present in your dreams in careful, pristine detail. You also witnessed the Storm, which has devoured a fair portion of these galaxies. Your Earth and similar planets were assimilated by the Storm. Somehow, you knew it would be the last you'd see of your world. That was when she told you what happened. You knew that you'd be living somewhere new. The details weren't clear, but you knew it was a part of a deal with the entity known as Darma.

Not long after, you'll wake at Thesa Station. Your body is still cold; it all felt like a dream, but somehow, you knew it wasn't — Regardless of your will, you find your body doesn’t respond to you immediately. Instead, you hear a voice begin to resonate deep within you.

I have seen much... But what I am not accustomed to, is being unable to see.

It was never our wish for those we saved to go through such an ordeal. People... are unpredictable. And you, Refugee, still continue to surprise us. That is why we cannot allow you to die just yet.

Refugee, I no longer have plans to intervene with this world — I have already done too much. Here on out, what happens below... must be resolved by you, its people, and fate. You and your friends before you have proven yourselves. Our eyes are upon you, and our hearts with you.

THE WORKSHOP    
The Natha have become aware of how ill-prepared many of their new refugees are for the hardships below. While Darma has decided against direct intervention, the other Orbiters echo the opposite sentiment. With their homes destroyed and the ongoing trials that await them planetside imminent, they do not want refugees to descend without knowing exactly what they're getting into. Therefore, Roman and Zasere have set out to host a workshop in order to train the refugees for complex environment of El Nysa.

A new area has opened in Thesa Station: the Exhibition Hall. This vast open space has been configured to rival the size of the Hangar Station, with the north and south ends decorated accordingly. Refugees that have managed to return to Thesa will notice that the north end strongly resembles Olympia, while the south is a near replica of Wyver. Upon entering, you're given a goodie bag containing some postcards from either cities. There will be a variety of workshops available throughout this area. Each workshop is held in its own unique training room, separated only by high-durability glass for individual demonstrations to be observable to all in the vicinity. Workshops will focus on a few major topics that refugees should keep in mind when they reach land.


I — A HALL DIVIDED
The north side of the Exhibition Hall is fashioned to look exactly like a small section of Olympia. There are ghost-like projections of its people, seemingly going about their businesses as if to demonstrate their everyday living. There is even enough space for them to setup an example of a typical starter dormitory, and it wouldn't be a coincidence if it reminds you of room displays of the furniture stores back in your homeworld; Roman has been particularly inspired by magazines of various worlds.

Refugees who have been living or have visited Olympia will be highly encouraged to "sell" the Empire to the newly awoken. Until you find someone who is willing to do that, you'll find a fancy brochure inside your goodie bag, highlighting the benefits of choosing Olympia... however, there seems to be an earlier draft of it floating around, also.

Over on the south side is decorated will all kinds of tropical plant-life. Strangely enough, crossing the threshold of north and south, you'll also get a taste of the jungle heat, or is that only your imagination? Regardless, the presentation is to mirror the north: the Wyver people are shown as projections, making the space feel as populated as the canyons of Wyver. The sample living space is quite different here; all around, tents and wooden shacks are built to demonstrate what refugees might expect when living here. Similarly, refugee who are currently residing in the jungle city are also encouraged to talk about life there. The same brochure highlights this for the newly awoken.

On either side, you will be able to grab small trinkets from either cities; samples of food and wines, stickers, pins and buttons, and even photos of some of the more well-known natives. Wait, are those paintings of older refugees? Weird, but it's supposedly what you would expect from a convention for Darma's planet of El Nysa.
II — BLENDING IN
When you deal with natives, it's normal to feel a bit of anxiety. As far as you're aware, the natives don't know that you not only came from space, but other universes entirely. After this crash course, hopefully you will have the confidence to maintain a sane conversation with a native without getting any strange looks!

  • A) One side of the demonstration room shows various scenes from Olympia and Wyver. They seem to be showcasing the day-to-day interactions of regular natives, but you might find that some of the projected individuals in the examples are strangely familiar, even under all the effects and filters. In fact, after taking a closer look, you'll find that these are relatively poor imitations of the refugees that have arrived before you, even though you're assured that they're just a coincidence.

    — This is Focket and Warrior 67. They were both refugees that were exiled from Olympia for a quest that resulted in all those involved being framed for a biological warfare attack! Focket and Warrior 67 decided to run off to Wyver where they currently live a peaceful quiet life allegedly. And that's the beauty of El Nysa! If you accidentally commit treason in one city, you may try your luck in another!

    Before long, it becomes very clear that the instructional examples are meant to be the pre-existing refugees that arrived on the station to greet you. After all, there aren't many talking raccoons or white-haired soldiers with visors. Perhaps they're an early-riser from home, or a stranger that you met in the Mess Hall, or even in this very room with you. Makes you wonder where they got this from, doesn't it? At the very least, one thing becomes very clear: The Natha Orbiters weren't lying when they said they were watching.

  • B) While there are ample 3D renders and projections all around the floor that anyone can have access to, you will immediately notice that there is an excess of them in the corner. These are renders that were wrongly coded or mistakenly conjured up, hence... you might notice "Koralle" is looking a little furry, or that one of the Wyvern Shamans look a little more fish-like. Either way, these renders still manage to serve a purpose.

    In this corner you will be paired up with someone. Either you or them will be given a "role," and you must convincingly act and converse as such. For example, if one of you are given the role of "Wyver King," one of you must act accordingly, and the other must treat them with the proper respect. From there, the renders will judge.

    If they give you a pass, you'll be allowed to the exit. If you don't, then you might be here for a while. As a general hint, things that seem to give people extra "performance points" are: mentioning certain landmarks, figures, or other key details relating to El Nysa (see: the brochure). This is a workshop for this purpose, after all.
III — PLANET NYSA EXHIBITION

Perhaps you've heard of this prior to opening your eyes here on Thesa Station: a promise of power in exchange for diligence and loyalty. Show them you are capable of "earning your keep," and the Natha Orbiters may bestow you with powers of your own.

In this workshop, the Orbiters are now allowing refugees to physically test these powers; this time, outside of the comfort of the virtual reality modules. From healing spells to the ability of flight, the sky is almost the limit with these newfound abilities. These powers are temporary, however, and do not last any longer than an hour. You're free to sample as many abilities as you'd like. But, once one is in effect, you cannot gain another without the first one running out its course.

Closest to the exit was the wildlife exhibition, summoning renders of both flora and fauna of Olympia and Wyver. This was meant to showcase the types of wildlife those heading planetside could expect. Don't let the promise of "projections" fool you! These renders are as poisonous, as dangerous, and as realistic as you might expect if you were seeing the real thing. In fact, they have become so unruly that some may have escaped their stations and are running amok, terrorizing everyone (Especially Zasere, who prepared them himself). On the bright side, you've still got those nifty borrowed powers, right?

Monsters aren't the only things you should be worried about. All over, the plantlife that found exposure from the chaos. From the broken glass that once contained them, some flora will have effects that may temporarily ail refugees in its vicinity. Be sure to check their labels if you are caught! Roman has begun handing out gloves and gas masks for this special occasion, being unwilling to destroy the specimen himself. He encourages all to contain them rather than kill!

While most of the flora and fauna have been handled rather quickly, the more agile ones can be seen around the station. One may have found its way to your meal in the Mess Hall, another may be hiding in the bathroom facilities. Wherever they are, it never hurts to practice some caution. Hopefully this gets cleared up before Darma catches wind... but even she would admit this is the most lively Thesa Station has been since that July many months ago.
IV — SOCIAL-LINKED(in)
By miracle, there are still some quieter parts of the hall. This may be an appropriate time to check out your smart phone. Aside from the expected "Omage" app, there seems to be a new one called Social-Linked. There, you may find a profile waiting to be posted. The app allows for the user to fill it in, but there is also an auto-function! upon pressing it, it will generate a shockingly-honest answer based on the Natha's observation of your history. Roman will be your only friend in this app, with his very own profile:

●●●●○ THESA
ROMAN
@romannoodles (∞), Thesa

I WAS A: Butler! I still am, and I'm happy to serve all of the new arrivals!

I'M SKILLED IN: Cooking, cleaning, anything that involves making your life better!

I'M LOOKING FOR: Consistency!

ALSO, I'M: Not entirely certain if the "auto" profile function is to your liking. Feel free to edit if it is not to taste!

So, have you decided on making your own profile? Perhaps you used the "auto" function on accident? Regardless, once your profile is out there, it's out there. And like the Omage app, it will match you with someone. NOTE: Please use the form below to fill out a profile! Whether it's auto-generated or filled by the character is up to you!

STASIS UNITS    

Far away from the chaos, you managed to find the massive section on the station known as the Stasis Unit. There’s no special access required to enter this part of Thesa Station, but refugees are warned that it may not be for the faint of heart. Here, in large pods that nearly cover every square inch of the space, are all of the people the Orbiters have managed to rescue. Your loved ones, your greatest enemy, your next door neighbor — you might find them here. These people are in a state of deep cryosleep. Due to the damaging effects of The Storm, their bodies are not yet ready to be awoken.

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tailorable: (unwin045)

[personal profile] tailorable 2018-03-29 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ it's a lot longer, yes. his eyes shutter closed for a moment so he doesn't have to face her. get it together, unwin. roxy deserves to know the whole truth. ]

'Cause you woke up before. [ he swallows. ] And then you went back under for two months.
bruxisms: (mel get that checked out please)

[personal profile] bruxisms 2018-03-29 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ apparently that Westeros's Axell was nice enough all things considered. or at least he was burned for no reason... not like that'll ever come up.

slowly but surely, Stannis nods. ]


So it would seem. The young Lord Commander and I spoke long on the matter when I first awoke. Apparently, you have been serving him as his Hand for some time. It would seem that in that realm both Shireen and I are dead. Among... other things.

[ although he knows that they are different men, it still pains him to remember the tales of what "Stannis Baratheon" had done to his daughter. and, though he might never admit it, perhaps a part of him fears what Davos might say on the matter. ]

That "Stannis Baratheon" seemed to see it fit to march his lady wife and daughter into battle with him.

[ and truth be told, it still angers him. ]
akron: (ORDERS.)

[personal profile] akron 2018-03-29 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ah.

that would explain it. roxy trusts eggsy as much as he trusts her, but training means her features don't show the surprise she's feeling. the confusion.

she doesn't remember any of that. ]


How long was I awake for?
tailorable: (unwin052)

[personal profile] tailorable 2018-03-29 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ his reply is immediate. ]

Not long enough.

[ he leans into her, slipping his good arm around her shoulders. ]

'Bout two months, too.
poolhall_killer: ([Xrd] hair veil)

III

[personal profile] poolhall_killer 2018-03-29 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Normally, Venom visits just to see his allies. But then he heard about some kind of exhibit, one that's similar to a museum. He never really got a chance to visit any growing up, other than when he had to monitor targets. It would be nice to experience one for himself.

But as he starts his navigation, he comes across someone leaving the bathroom. He's still a distance away, but he swears the person sensed him nearby. The way he stopped, as though he was being watched.
Impressive. So he approaches carefully as to show he's not a threat. Not anymore.

"Hello there."

He's not the best at casually starting conversation.
akron: (LOSS.)

[personal profile] akron 2018-03-29 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ some part of her thinks she shouldn't lean into him. the part that had to fight every step of the way to be taken seriously in the army, fight hard at kingsman, just on account of being a woman in a man's world resists the urge to settle more heavily against him.

but it's eggsy. her head drops against his shoulder. ]


So you're saying you've been on your own for half a year?

[ easier to focus on that than on her own lack of memories. she doesn't doubt his word for a moment; why would she? but she doesn't let herself pretend there's nothing to deal with here, either. that her amnesia doesn't bother her. ]

Is that a common thing? People going back into the pods. Losing their memories.

[ will it being common make it easier to bear? she thinks it might, but she's not entirely convinced. one way to find out, really. ]
wheresmyfingerbones: (i think what the shit)

[personal profile] wheresmyfingerbones 2018-03-29 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
(( Not only there's another Westeros, but it's populated by stupid versions of themselves. Davos shook his head in disbelief. ))

How can one be the Hand of a Lord Commander of the Night's Watch?

(( It's ludicrous. He's Stannis' Hand, he can't imagine serving anyone else in that capacity.

And this other version of Stannis . . . ))


What? Why? (( Sending a queen and a princess to battle only serves to mark the Baratheon line even more critical danger. )) What happened at the Wall that would led this Stannis to do such at thing?
Edited 2018-03-29 16:35 (UTC)
originallutece: awful tough lately (talk; you've been acting)

[personal profile] originallutece 2018-03-29 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
We never encountered any kind of higher power. Frankly, I was content with the way we were.

[Frankly, Rosalind doesn't believe there is one. As far as she's concerned, the only thing waiting after death is nothing-- except in the case of she and Robert, of course, but they're extraordinary exemptions.]

How do you view being Demon King?
fakers: (pic#)

[personal profile] fakers 2018-03-29 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ senpai never notices. ]
tailorable: (e62)

[personal profile] tailorable 2018-03-29 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ the first question makes his stomach drop, reminded of the late galahad and his recent departure. will he have to tell harry how he died again? and again and again, like some sick groundhog day. even when he feels her settle against him, he thinks he's the one who needs this contact more. roxy remains composed — that's part of why she's the best agent. ]

Pretty common, yeah. [ common enough that he knows of others, at any rate. his next words are a struggle to push out, thick with emotion. he needs to be strong, for himself and for roxy, but he his wounds are too raw. ] Harry was with me until a month ago. [ quickly. ] I know it sounds mad. [ the effort it takes not to become choked up is obvious, far from the smooth neutrality that their work requires. ] Resurrection is part and parcel here.
priorly: (pic#11690481)

[personal profile] priorly 2018-03-29 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
A man of the cloth. [Prior's eyebrows can't help but raise - as with most things, he makes a mildly dramatic flourish of it.] Well, they never put that on the curriculum back in Sunday School.

[Not that Prior was a particularly regular attendee. He kept up appearances, for as long as his mom bought his short pants and his nanny took him in tow. These days it's not so much that he's religious as that religion keeps stalking him.

So, bloodied priests aren't the strangest thing he's seen. Though the red right hand is distracting. He points to the Please wash your hands sign above the basins.]


You might want to press the soap dispenser with the left.
poolhall_killer: (mystic eye)

[personal profile] poolhall_killer 2018-03-29 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Granted, Venom stiffens after all those questions. He did decently with poisons during training, but never settled on them. He gasps when his wrist is grabbed.]

I am not a god, nor am I toxic in any way.

[And one of his superiors had fangs. Does that count?]

It was the name given to me when I was recruited into my organization.
fakers: (pic#11659608)

[personal profile] fakers 2018-03-29 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought I had earned a peaceful respite, but it seems someone disagreed.

[ ...no, despite his whining, he'd much rather be awake and doing something than completely cutoff. not that he'll ever admit that, to anyone. ]

At least I still remember this place. Apparently that isn't always the case.
fakers: (pic#8353862)

[personal profile] fakers 2018-03-29 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm... a shame, I think I might have enjoyed that bit.

[ the kidnapping or torture? who knows? ] But things have only gotten worse then. [ sigh. ] I don't suppose I have the option to just go back to sleep?
bruxisms: (excuse me while I brood)

[personal profile] bruxisms 2018-03-29 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ and unfortunately, a much smarter version of Ramsay Snow, as Stannis learned. ]

From what Jon Snow told me, he was released from his vows after his black brothers betrayed him and left him for dead. Melisandre used her magic to return him to life, and given all we have seen and heard, I have little reason to doubt his story.

[ a sigh. ]

Should you see him, he may be familiar with you. Though he remains infuriating at times, I do not doubt his honour either.

[ and that is not even discussing Daenerys Targaryen, her dragons, and their own battle against the Others. not that any of it particularly matters anymore. as to his other question... ]

Jon Snow said there was no reason for him to do so, yet he did all the same. It seems as though he was content in marching all of his men south, including you and Melisandre.
Edited 2018-03-29 16:46 (UTC)
heelies: (( of the glinting helmet ))

i'm so sorry

[personal profile] heelies 2018-03-29 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[When at first he looks up, the reverie brought upon by his dear companion lingers in his countenance as do morning mists before they are dispelled by dawn's rosy fingers. Then brilliant Achilles straightens up, although one hand holds steady upon the glass encasing the son of Menoetius.]

Yes, gone through the hated gates of death was Menoetius' gallant son... I myself bore him unto his pyre, that great funeral pyre that blazed like a beacon over the Hellespont - others bore his handsome body, sturdy fighters of the Myrmidons, but I bore his head, cradled him neath his curls. Off I sent my dear companion with jars of fine honey and wine, heads of cattle and goats, their rich blood and good white fat drenching the timbers. All of this I offered to the gods...and now it seems some god or another heard my pleas and breathed life back into his limbs!

[You wanted all these funerary details, right?]
akron: (NIGHTTIME.)

[personal profile] akron 2018-03-29 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ composure is something hard earned and it's not something she's willing to give up. not even with only eggsy around to see. she knows he wouldn't judge her -- he's seen her as close to losing it as she's ever gotten, frozen on the ramp of an airplane, screaming on the way down and upon landing, terrified out of her mind.

he wouldn't judge, but she'd rather not let go of whatever composure she can hold on to. ]


I believe you.

[ she would, even if not for the obvious emotion in his voice. eggsy's not that good an actor. no one is. ]

I saw him in the pod. Alive.

Ava Orlova | Marvel / Forever Red

[personal profile] krasnaya_vdova 2018-03-29 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
A Hall Divided

[Ava sort of skips participating in the introductions and pitches, even if she listens quietly. But, she'd been down to the surface, she knew the general gist of things. But she's just not quite ready to dive back into it after waking up. Instead, she's here with her sketchpad and some pencils, sketching the people that walk by.

Having just woken up again, it's easier. Drawing has always come easy to her, and she's always been good at it; just had that sort of eye for as long as she can remember. It's a bit of stolen quiet, and she's got a couple plates filled with her favorite Olympian foods. Maybe you think she's saving one for someone-- but no, she's hungry and has a high metabolism. It's sort of a problem.

But she makes no real attempts to blend in, to not stick out. She's wearing a white bodysuit with SHIELD patches on the shoulders, a utility belt around her waist. And her bright red hair and the way her blue eyes glow makes her hard to miss, even if she seems focused on something else. Maybe say hi? Or just check out what she's drawing.]



Planet Nysa Exhibition

[She had meant to steer clear of the powers exhibition, just on general principle, given her issues with her own. But she sees someone learning to fly about to careen into a wall, and she slips back into being an Instructor almost with out noticing. As it turns out, her issues with her powers end up making her a pretty decent voice for helping others. She's there to lend a helping hand, to remind people to keep calm, to not let their emotions control their powers, that they have to be the one in control.

And well, she's also pretty good at scaling walls to pull down someone who couldn't figure out how to levitate themselves back to the ground. She makes it pretty clear that if anyone's having trouble they're welcome to ask her, and she also seems to have stepped up as a volunteer coordinator. So when someone steps up, she does what she can to smooth out the process, warning for any problems she's noticed, with some tips that seem to help on their chosen power.

But for those that seem to get the hang of it, and are looking a bit bored with the projections?]
You wanna spar? Might be able to give you some pointers.

[She certainly hasn't dabbled in the Orbiter-provided powers. But the fact that her blue eyes glow might point towards her having some of her own.]


Social-Linked

●●●●○ THESA
AVA ORLOVA
@AVREYA, EARTH

I WAS A: casual artist and occasional instructor

I'M SKILLED IN: questions like this are better over drinks, don't you think?

I'M LOOKING FOR: connections, sparring partners, just seeing what happens. also looking for people I knew before.

ALSO, I'M: in need of a good cup of coffee.



Wildcard!

[Hit me up with whatever! PM me or ping me on [plurk.com profile] natalia_vdova if you want a starter or want to plot something.]
fakers: (pic#8353734)

[personal profile] fakers 2018-03-29 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Who says I do?

[ the last thing he wants to be accused of is caring... even if he does. ]

I'm not entirely sure myself. I'd only heard that-

[ he's quickly interrupted as a creature comes around the corner, staring at them for a few brief moments before quickly fleeing. ]

...I guess that's what I'm looking for.
wheresmyfingerbones: (i think you need some therapy)

[personal profile] wheresmyfingerbones 2018-03-29 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
That I do not know as of yet. If it means anything, Wex says he was with a woman, with his wolf. They've gone to Skagos.

(( Though he wished they gone over the Wall, if the stories of the Skagosi are true. ))


You have seized Winterfell, but when I bring the Stark boy and his wolf to Manderly and the rest lords, it will be proof that you didn't kill them as believed by the Seven Kingdoms, and once again there will be a Stark in the north. It will prove the Boltons as the liars they are.
originallutece: (talk; hmm--?)

[personal profile] originallutece 2018-03-29 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
So am I. Quantum physics, primarily.

[But it's delightful to find another. Especially one that decidedly isn't human, she realizes, now that she's close enough to see those ears.]

And while it is, most people usually don't pick it up so quickly. Does the physicist have a name?
unprays: (2358001 (35))

a hall divided;

[personal profile] unprays 2018-03-29 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ the young woman he turns to sits with her back to him, her long, red hair curtaining her face as she's focused on something in her lap: sewing, it seems, when one pays closer attention. she has been concentrating so deeply (sometimes, you needed to do something to take your mind away from everything else, than the last weeks had seen her friends taken hostage and tortured, and her father going back to sleep in the stasis unit) that she hasn't paid attention to the fact someone's sat next to her until he speaks.

then, he'll find bright blue eyes looking up, blinking in surprise.
]

Ser Davos! [ Sansa exclaims in surprise, the corners of her mouth tilting up in a smile. Jon would be pleased to see the man, and Lord Stannis even more so, she would guess. ]

Answering your questions is the least I can do.
priorly: (pic#11694835)

[personal profile] priorly 2018-03-29 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Excuse, there's a man you could snap with a particularly strong look coming through. Prior's head's down and he's not doing the best job of looking where he's going. This could be down to the hollywood-starlet sunglasses or the fact that his eyesight's shitty, who knows.

Bull, though, is to the other people in this hall as the exaggerated top line on a vision chart is to the impossibly tiny letters printed on the lowest bar. Hard to miss, essentially.

Prior stops in front of a pair of impressively sized feet and looks up. And up.

Then he pushes the sunglasses up into his hair.]


I've never seen somebody with a chest you could use as a coat rack before. So, six of one, a half dozen of the other.
tailorable: (you don't need alcohol for bad decisions)

[personal profile] tailorable 2018-03-29 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ i believe you makes the tension dissipate from his shoulders. thank god. she saw harry, and she believes him. ]

He went by an alias, Henry DeVere. [ he'll not every person who knew harry when he sends over his list of contacts, too. ] JB's here, too.

[ he can't go on discussing harry without crying, so it's best to shift the topic. ]
evite: (aos122_003)

[personal profile] evite 2018-03-29 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
i've eaten some weird shit in my day but i think i'll pass on slugs
i did get a nice offer from a dude who promised not to poison me, though

any other local flavors i should know about?


( no, eggsy, she will not succumb to the urge to match your briticisms with that unnecessary 'u'. )