[ You realize when you start something off with "this isn't a con or anything," it's probably a con. Her gaze flicks down to his hand (yah it's kind of weird ngl), staying there for a moment before she looks up again. ]
But you think it's all right to offer up what I have instead.
[ No handshake for you, sir. Only team players get handshakes, and tree bro you are not a team player. ]
yo ok now that I'm slightly less dead (that's a lie)
But you think it's all right to offer up what I have instead.
[ No handshake for you, sir. Only team players get handshakes, and tree bro you are not a team player. ]