dontgiveabuckland: (The times they're gonna love you)
Cam Buckland ([personal profile] dontgiveabuckland) wrote in [community profile] elnyan 2018-02-01 02:36 am (UTC)

[It's ok. Just be glad Cam didn't include the last name, which Cam is still unsure of it's correct pronunciation.]

Yeah, she's a friend.

[He cuts off the explanation short because the TV is fading to black again (what's with all of these darkness spells?) When the spell fades, there's a close up of peachy skin, then a woman's face. Not Bernadette. This woman is way more attractive, her lips painted red and most of her clothes are missing. She is sitting on top of a giant perfume bottle. Pushing the plunger down, the spray from the bottle hits another woman, who is also not wearing many clothes, and the liquid drips from the woman's face.

Cam has no idea what's going on, but this is great.
]

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