[ Jim's from the 23rd century, and while it's not outside the realm of possibility for a man to have a negative reaction to another man's obnoxious flirtations, it isn't the first thought that occurs to him. And given that response, it doesn't flit through his head at all. ]

I'd like a drink a lot more than I'd like anything happening in here, [ he says, sounding entertained. He manages to get one of the vines behind his back, balancing precariously on the world's thinnest hammock, but at least he's no longer struggling to stay upright. Oof. ]

Almost makes a guy forget about the supposed destruction of all worlds. [ A bit dry, there. ] So. For 'starters'?