[If they weren't presently in a very good simulation—that is, if Joshua had all of his normal faculties about him and maybe paid a little more attention to something besides his mittens, he wouldn't be so taken in by living decor. He'd have a better shot at catching on than right now, where he's pretty damn sure that a rug just attacked him.
But fortunately for at least one of them here, who isn't Joshua, he's pretty sure a rug is out for blood. He gives Mephisto a look, disdainful for not being more interested in his dilemma, and backs away more as the bear moves for the door.]
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But fortunately for at least one of them here, who isn't Joshua, he's pretty sure a rug is out for blood. He gives Mephisto a look, disdainful for not being more interested in his dilemma, and backs away more as the bear moves for the door.]
The least you could do is pay attention.