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Andy Dwyer ([personal profile] awesomenesss) wrote in [community profile] elnyan 2017-09-01 03:37 am (UTC)

rocket

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Yes.

[Emphatic. If he was at all surprised at that brief outburst, Andy recovers quick. Mostly because he hadn't been that surprised. Raccoons turn quick on you. Even if this is an alien, it's a feeling that's hard to shake.]

Oh my god, dude, are you kidding? Raccoons are crazy. They own the day and the night, they'll go after anyone, they don't even care-- old people, dogs, kids-- where I'm from, Pawnee, they had to shut down my old grade school 'cause these raccoons moved in. Just locked it up and threw away the key. No one could talk them into getting out, not after they got into the grease trap in the cafeteria. That school belongs to Mother Nature now.

And-- And the raccoons.

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