Old keyboards used to jam if you typed too fast, so they changed the order of the keys to slow you down on purpose. By the time that wasn't an issue anymore, everyone was used to this layout. There are some games that will teach you how type. They probably have them here, out where all the games are.

[Because he really wants to see someone from the pre-computer era get angry at Mavis Beacon. Grade-A hilarity you don't see every day.]

Archery, hm? I used to do a bit of that myself.