Don't worry, you'll have plenty of chances to fuck up while you're here.

[ it's a touch warmer, even while sounding just as flippant. he gets the urge to blame everything on yourself, but it's not productive here. and worse: it's not accurate. ]

I'm not a nice person [ so he's been told ] and I don't know you, so if I thought this could be your fault I wouldn't hesitate to blame you. But it's impossible.

[ soon she'll see for herself. ]