I'd eat floor-potatoes if you made 'em. ( lance you are embarrassing and you have to know it by now, have to understand that your antics and fruitless attempts at flirting only instill an astonishing level of secondhand embarrassment in anyone within earshot.

but. it wouldn't be lance if he didn't act like a damned fool, so. here we are. with floor-potatoes.

are you kidding? he would love to help a princess peel potatoes. case in point: ) Want some help? I don't think I'll ever be a master potato-peeler, but four hands will always be better than two. ( don't you dare turn that into an innuendo. don't you do it.

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phew. ) Point me in the right direction and I'll do what I can!