[ Considering a hot teenage girl just called Spider-Man's suit a 'fetish costume', he's in literally no place to judge right now.

Her disguise does give him pause, but as previously noted, he's just curious. No judgments will be passed by the guy in the spandex suit today, nosiree. ]

Yeah. And they look like they're gonna keep going unless we do something. Hey, you wouldn't happen to have a really, really big newspaper, would you?